The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I didn't forget. I was out looking for just the right gift. The search has taken all of my internet time and I still have not found the perfect gift. So ....untli I do find it.....HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Boy, I'll bet the womb was glad to get rid of you
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You can pour syrup on poop, but that don't make it pancakes!