The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Heh. After a series of lame excuses and one no-show, it turned out to be just me, Stead, Copper and her housemate. Stead and Copper argued the whole time. It was like they were married.
I think that no show was me. Sorry guys. Me ma was taken into 'ospical and me da needed all the support I could muster.
Oh, that's not good (see Darren, she'd not desert you for no reason) hope she's better soon & your dad's coping OK. We have no hug smiley! I was going to send you one! Sorry, you'll have to make do with a guffing badger!
Heh. There were many lame excuses, ranging from 'my foreign in laws are visiting' to 'I have marking to do' and 'I live in the States, how am I supposed to get over there for the day?'.
er... Welll the last time I got a train down to england (last year) it cost me £50ish and took around 7 hours on the train That was to Lesister.. I dont know if your nearer or not. Anyway as much as I love you guys I cant come see you for a afternoon like that.
I had an idea though.. Me and Emma take roadtrips to random places about the uk quite offten.. so prehaps on one of them we could stop off and meet you guys! You could meet Emma too then