The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Who would be up for doing something really outrageous like meeting up somewhere cool for a day of Jammie fun and excitement?
I was thinking of somewhere like Alton Towers, although of course, I'm open to other suggestions! It needs to be somewhere fairly easy to get to from everywhere.
And there's no excuse for Katie - I happen to know that if you book a month in advance you can get from Belfast to Bristol for less than a tenner! Hah! Not so easy from Scotland though, Lite. I think you can only get to London from there!
It'd be really cool to get as many Dodgerers together for a day, so we can all point and laugh at Stea... er... have a good time!
Lite wrote: I'vehad a bad experence meeting someone from on-line before... I try to avoid it as much as I can
Last time i cheaked the train trip to that are costs about £70 too....
I'll think about it....
Um, now before I say this don't get the wrong idea; I don't usually tell strangers this but...
I first talked to my wife online, in a chatroom called the park; we talked for two years before meeting in a nightclub while out with friends. Nothing dodgy we were just online mates and mates for a good while in person before anything romantic happened.
Having said that, unless you lot are planning to plunder spanish bullion off the burbary coast then I doubt Halo will be making it. And no plundering sovergn rings off off the Burrberry coast (Blackpool) dont count.
The truth is that after hitting cyprus we decided that one summer holiday was not enough and have now broken the bank and booked a week in Ibiza in September.
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So... it's looking like several of us are up for a curry in good ol' Bristol then. Excellent. Perhaps a date can be proposed. Unless Santa has a better idea, I have an Indian in Redland in mind.
I have 2 spare beds and a sofa that can be utilised if neccessary.
Um - I kinda have to do those dates... I cant simply cease to be between 13-27 of August! But we could not organise the get together during that period! - I too have a spare bed and sofa -
Right... so... apart from when we all wink out of existence for 2 weeks in August while Susan has her holiday, and Stead suffers a near fatal overdose of sarcasm, do we have any other suggestions?
scary stuff - is Stead real or is it JDs dress wearing alter ego? - beware the shower scene.
6th August is attractive, but I will need to consult my social secretary.
Stead - ever slid down the rock slide near the camera obscura in clifton? ever been to the camera obscura? into the cave near the gorge accessed from the camera obscura? got drunk at the arnolfini whilst pretending to be there 'for the art'? got drunk at the mud dock whilst pretending to be there for the bikes? got drunk at the watershed whilst pretending to be there for the cinema?
if any of you want to make the trip across to n ireland on a date in october around 8.30 in the evening i'm sure you'd get a few sarnies or a traybake. i'll be the one in the white dress.
scary stuff - is Stead real or is it JDs dress wearing alter ego? - beware the shower scene. 6th August is attractive, but I will need to consult my social secretary. Stead - ever slid down the rock slide near the camera obscura in clifton? ever been to the camera obscura? into the cave near the gorge accessed from the camera obscura? got drunk at the arnolfini whilst pretending to be there 'for the art'? got drunk at the mud dock whilst pretending to be there for the bikes? got drunk at the watershed whilst pretending to be there for the cinema? hmm, recurring theme here....
Climbed it - slid down it - got drunk on the underpass of the cliffy bridge. Done the observatory, done the caves - even done the tunnels from a clifton pub to the downs which I KNOW you havent done dude because the public dont get to do it! -
Absailed from the colston tower yet? Done it - twice -
Stolen a light bulb from cliffy bridge? done it - twice
Played a gig in virtually every venue in Bristol -
Fallen in the harbour - drunk and sober
Stood on the Cumberland basin Whilst it swings? done it -
Done New Years eve by the Victoria rooms with 200 female students? Done it many times -
Dont wish this to enter into a pissing contest Sant but frankly - I've lived here 15 years from 17-32 - there is just no comparison
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