The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Has anyone noticed that girls seem to 'jangle' more nowadays...
Every time you encounter a female under the age of 30 (myself excluded - being a sensible lass) they make lots of clicking/clunking/tinkling noises with their arms, on account of numerous bangles.
I'm female & under 30 & I don't jangle! Can't say I've noticed that much round here, but I do recall it being a major thing at primary school, so probably about time it came round again.
Yeah. Many, many moons ago I used to wear loads of those thin silver bangles all up my forearm. Well, maybe not all the way up. Maybe only about 20 of them.
I'm lucky I remember to put my watch on in the morning - I can't be bothered trying to remember to put on anything else .. well you know clothes and stuff.. but yeah.. you know what I'm saying
I refuse to wear pritty much anything on my wrists, watches included.. its to annoying. Only thing thats been on my wrists in years are them 'Make Poverty History' braclet things... Its iriteting but its for a good cause
I do wear beads in my hair a far bit though... so instead of jangling i make a cracking sound as they bounce of my skull! Er... when I'm running about anyway..