The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Ah yes, but if I turn up it doesn't get marked down as a sick day, so looks better if asked about number of sick days by potential future employers. Took a tooth out, in three bits, by slicing into the gum. I have three stitches.
Today I came home early 'cos the world was swaying & it's really scary walking down stairs when they're kind of undulating from side to side. I believe people pay good money to get their brains in this state. Oh, wait, so did I & they probably don't get a sore mouth thrown in as part of the deal.
Not sure if this was a affect of blood loss or eating two quiche in two days. I have decided the guys are right, though only regarding supermarket quiche, real quiche has flavour, a good texture & isn't soggy.
It's a fair point, Nate Mate. And to get back on track... The reason Sharon's quiche was so unpleasant and soggy may well have something to do with the fact that she brought it up in the shower. Duh.