The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I was watching the news this morning whilst munching on my cornflakes and a particular item caught my attention.
There's this comet, you see. And Nasa scientists want to study it in detail using the lastest in scientific methods. Forgive me if this gets a little technical. The plan is this: They're going to take a space-ship and crash into the comet to see what happens. Yes, my friends, this is the Nasa version of 'Lets hit it with a hammer!'
Am I alone in thinking that this can't exactly be clever. How many disaster movies have we seen involving comets or huge meteors? As if that wasn't bad enough, the ship is called 'Deep Impact'.
Morgan Freeman must be turning in his... er... bed.