The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
The corned beef roast sounds a bit like Meatloaf to me which I understand is made out of badgers and old relatives - not prime meat really -
As for turkey - ew! there is a reason we only eat it once a year - IT TASTES LIKE SAW DUST! - it is an inferior meat, dry, tastless and bland - which is why we always need to serve it with other meats and loads of sauces -
Now, yorkshires ROCK! - but they should be served as they were designed in my view, as a started with JAM in it! - sweeet -
A really nice beef for me is the way forward though - Mooooooo!
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The corned beef roast sounds a bit like Meatloaf to me which I understand is made out of badgers and old relatives - not prime meat really
No, no, no, not at all. It has more to do with the curing process than the cut, but it is 1 cut of choice beef, not rackoon tails and chicken beaks like in hot dogs and sausages.
Rumor has it that it's Irish, but don't be fooled, it's a North American invention all right. Here's the skinny: