The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
But Mitch, what he hasn't told you (and may not therefore be aware of) is there was an eyewitness, who is currently waiting for a bribe not to snitch!!! Clue, Mr Gadget, if one is needed: Her name begins with 'S' and ends in 'usan'. Hmmmmmmm, who could that be?????
Darren...... you know that JD you stole... well there's this lovely italian restaurant round the corner... and I'm feeling a bit peckish and... <minus the hearts and holding hands bit - sorry Vic this was the only nearly suitable pic there was!!!>
I'm jst looking for the forms I need to fill out to get my Black Ops team out to kill all the witnesses. You'll be sorry you ever crossed me. Mwua ha ha ha ha!
I know I've made you cross a few times, but surely I've never crossed you? Take mercy on a poor (very) innocent (well...) friend (perhaps soon to be 'ex')
If I could get into town at lunchtime the date would be cool. Unfortunately I am chained to my desk at the moment with no sign of being let go any time soon!!
<minus the hearts and holding hands bit - sorry Vic this was the only nearly suitable pic there was!!!>
