The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
When I saw the title of the thread, I thought it was gonna be about me.
How wrong I was.
Assuming Jelly beans of the belly variety are the same as any other jelly beans, I must confess to not particularly liking them. Not enough chocolate, I think.