The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Calvin's hamster (Miss Marble), sadly, is no more.
Cute little twitcher had the best 3 mths any hamster has ever had! Feasting on the best food, lounging in the best hamster cage ever (constructed by Calvin herself!), Miss Marble could have wanted for nothing else.