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Argh! Airport Porn! Paedos! DOOOOOM!!!


This article is bloody hilarious. I've highlighted my favourite bits! Also, if you follow the link, you can look at a nudey lady with her ladybits showing!

Inverted Body Scanner Image Shows Naked Body In Full Living Color
The full body scanners that President Obama last night authorized to be rolled out in airports across the country at a cost of over $1 billion dollars not only produce detailed pictures of your genitals, but once inverted some of those images also display your naked body in full living color.

And you don’t need to be a graphics wizard using a $600 software suite like Photoshop to pull off the trick – inverting a photo is a simple process that takes one click and is an option available even in the most basic image editing software.
We were sent examples of the process by readers and then tested it for ourselves to confirm that simply inverting some of the pictures produced by the body scanners creates a near-perfect replica of a naked body in full color.

It is important to stress that this is a low resolution image. Airport screeners will have access to huge high definition images that, once inverted, will allow them to see every minute detail of your body.

The inversion trick doesn’t work for all the sample images produced by body scanners, but with or without its application, every image will still show details of your sexual organs. Even without being inverted, the images already break child porn laws in the UK.

Reassurances that airport screeners won’t be abe to save the images will provide little comfort to parents who know that the crystal clear image of their naked son or daughter being ogled by a TSA thug can merely be snapped with a handheld camera for their enjoyment later.


Apologists for the scanners have routinely described the images they produce as “ghostly” or “skeletal” in an effort to downplay the intrusion of privacy they really represent.

As we reported yesterday, claims that the body scanners did not provide details of genitals were disproven after a London Guardian journalist who was present at a trial for the machines earlier this week reported that the devices produce an image which make “genitals eerily visible.”
German Security advisor Hans-Detlef Dau, a representative for a company that sells the scanners, admits that the machines, “show intimate piercings, catheters and the form of breasts and penises”.

Indeed, as was admitted when the scanners were first being rolled out over a year ago, they don’t function properly if areas of the body are blurred out.
A report from October 2008, when the naked body scanners were first being introduced at Melbourne Airport in Australia, detailed how the X-ray backscatter devices don’t work properly unless the genitals of people going through them are visible.
“It will show the private parts of people, but what we’ve decided is that we’re not going to blur those out, because it severely limits the detection capabilities,” said Office of Transport Security manager Cheryl Johnson.

“It is possible to see genitals and breasts while they’re going through the machine,” she admitted.
TV news reports have been deliberately misleading viewers by blurring out faces and genitals of people in images produced by the scanners. When it comes to the real thing, your sexual organs and those of your children will be on full display to officials sat alone in back rooms, and with a simple inversion trick, your daughter’s naked body in full living high definition color will be there to be enjoyed by screeners.


I think the uproar should be more about how many big fat wobbly people the poor screeners will have to look at every day. Stead wouldn't even last a minute! .

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Heh.

At the risk of looking like the sort of person who posts to himself on deserted forums, I had to quote this guy from the facebook thread that I got the article from:

A guy on Facebook said:
"Controversial but I think i'd prefer that to some dude with a scrotum full of semtex sat next to me."


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Apparently they dont show up explosives inside the body which is the new process - so they are probably redundant before we even start...

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I particularly like the wording of:

...the X-ray backscatter devices dont work properly unless the genitals of people going through them are visible.

Does it mean the machine breaks if genitals are covered?  Will we now have to remove our shoes, belts and knickers before going through security?  That'd make you picky about who you were queuing behind!

 



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We simply have to accept that the future of air travel is naked.

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Naked and tied to the chairs.


I think we should just get those cabin things like in the Fifth Element. Go in, they knock you out, and wake you up when you get there.

genitals eerily visible.

This made me snork my coffee

-- Edited by Aodan on Wednesday 3rd of February 2010 02:10:13 PM

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Aodan wrote:

Naked and tied to the chairs.



And having one's balls 'scratched' by Le Chiffre?


-- Edited by ddvmor on Wednesday 3rd of February 2010 08:52:24 PM

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