Copp, it's just possible that you may be mistaking the Screaming Queen, aka Stead for the Real Queen, monarch of the United Kingdom.  It's an easy mistake to make, given that they're both big girlies and have a penchant for gold plated toilet seats.

For anyone that doesn't know, the Royal Visit is in aid of the Trafalgar review, an excuse to get lots of big boats together and have a mock Napoleonic battle.  Wish I was there, it'd be cool.

I do think it's funny, though that rather than commemorate the battle of trafalagar, we are in fact commemorating that famous victory of the Red Team over the Blue Team (or was it the other way round?), because we don't want to offend our good friends the French.

Pfff.