The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Do you? Do you? Do you fancy a tub of mini rolo cakes tomorrow? If you don't speak up soon I'll tell the children they can have them for tea and there won't be any left for my bestest ever friend!
Where are you DD, my sweet-toothed buddy? <He's not usually backward in coming forward when there's food on the menu!>
Tell you what KT, I'll package up a couple & ship them up to you, my Dad's coming your way over Easter. Mind you, if he gets a sniff of them you'll be done. But then I'm world renowned on eBay for my packing skills, so you should be OK. I'll get out the bubble wrap & parcel tape...
