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Cool, site all about jammie dodgers...


...Is there some sort of initiation ceremony to join the exclusive club of the Jammie Dodgers..lol 


Mitch



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hi mitch.. welcome


<chuckle> .. there are a few initiation things you have to do.. like <chuckle> say a few rude things to darren (altho this is ongoing) and post a 2000 word essay on why jd's have plum and not raspberry jam in them <chuckle>


 


oh, and you have to be ridiculous like me too



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Katie, what about this:


What do you get if you cross a Jammie Dodger with a Rolling Pin?



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Ooh, ooh I know this one.  Its a...it's a..  No I don't.


What do you get if you cross a Jammie Dodger with a rolling pin?



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A Jam Roly Poly.


Terrible... I know, but I think it qualifies for katies last criteria!



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Hmm.  I don't think I can contain my laughter.  Look my sides have just split...


Still - apparently it's funnier than Badgers...



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teehee, it is funnier than badgers

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OK, c'mon guys. Introduce me to the new boy.


Who, what, where, when, why, how, which?


Oh, and any gossip I should know too!!



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think of all the innocent people you subjected the badger too at UA, you bring shame on all us Jammie Dodgerers!!



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Who's UA?  Never seen him. <tee hee>

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Suzzy, Encantado (Pleased to meet you)


I'm from http://www.utteraccess.com/forums/uauserpro.php?Cat=&User=16546&what=online here.


We were having a discussion on UA about Jammie Dodgers (suprise suprise) and Darren pointed me to this site.



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Susan Jarvis, pleased to make your acquaintance. I'll leave it to the others to tell you who I am!!! Should be interesting to find out what they think they know about me!!



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ohh i want to join in the politeness!


i'm katie, happy to make your acquaintance..


 


as for susan.. she has the *pleasure* of working with darren and altho a non-UAer, an original bored boarder she is..


(ohh and she has real kids and everything)



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Oh yes.  I am King Darren.  You may call me 'Your Majesty', 'O Great One' or, if you're feeling especially humble, 'Yer Lordship, Sir'.


Failing that, you can address me in the manner of my other subjects and call me 'T*sser', 'Bignose' or just plain 'Darren'.


(Katie - Are the *asterisks* around 'pleasure' a good thing?)



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Oi, DD, you left out some of your other names: Bohs, Suh, Bud, Bestest Fwend, Sweetness, Twinkle Toes, Sweetheart.  You name it, I've called it him <chortle, chortle>.


Never Bignose though, surely?



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Hi and Thanks everyone for the warm welcome <group hug>

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Aww, even all the way back here at home I feel included.  I'm all warm & fuzzy now. Thanks M!

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Awww....  I feel all warm fuzzy...

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That's quite enough warm and fuzziness for two people.  I'm off to luxuriate in having the house to myself by taking the phone off the hook & having a nice long hot shower, complete with all the girlie trimmings. Tara!

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Oh oh initiation!


You could... no, thats pants


Oh how about if you where to... no also cr*p


Bugger, cant think of anything,


Welcome to the bored board - dont forget to ask Double D for a copy of the rules



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Rules!!!!! what rules???

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Bad move, Mitch, I mean BAD MOVE.  



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uh-oh, he doesnt know about the rules

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Now you're makin me nervous, next you'll probrably tell me I've already broke one, and as punnishment, I have to go without jammie dodgers for a month!

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You'll be feeling more than nervous when DD gets his Rules out.  You'd better believe it. 

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It really will be time for "waily, waily, waily".

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Ok, so how do I delete these posts before DD sees them!!!

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Sorry, Mitch, DD sees everything, hide it or not.

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