The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
<chuckle> .. there are a few initiation things you have to do.. like <chuckle> say a few rude things to darren (altho this is ongoing) and post a 2000 word essay on why jd's have plum and not raspberry jam in them <chuckle>
Susan Jarvis, pleased to make your acquaintance. I'll leave it to the others to tell you who I am!!! Should be interesting to find out what they think they know about me!!
Oi, DD, you left out some of your other names: Bohs, Suh, Bud, Bestest Fwend, Sweetness, Twinkle Toes, Sweetheart. You name it, I've called it him <chortle, chortle>.
That's quite enough warm and fuzziness for two people. I'm off to luxuriate in having the house to myself by taking the phone off the hook & having a nice long hot shower, complete with all the girlie trimmings. Tara!
Now you're makin me nervous, next you'll probrably tell me I've already broke one, and as punnishment, I have to go without jammie dodgers for a month!
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