The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Not sure dude. As you know, I share an office with the Sootmiester and can confirm that she is alive and well. As for her failure to post, well... perhaps a vigil is in order!
I humbly apologise for neglecting you guys and beg your forgiveness for my misdeeds. By means of explanation, all I can say is "Life is a b!tch sometimes and messes everything up".
Oh, you can put out the fires now, I'm toasty warm now ta.