The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
So I thought it would be nice to start off the new year by summing up the last one in a series of memorable quotes from the JDBB. You'll recognise many of them from the top of the Board!
Most recent first. Here we go:
"Sprouts make turtles fart enough to set off alarms in the middle of the night." Aodan 15/12/09
"I think that's bullplop" Henglegert Rinkerdink 12/12/09
"I'm trying now to imagine what the symptoms of having a haunted vagina would be." Catfish 11/12/09
"F@&% the baby jesus and his poxy birthday" JonnyStead 11/12/09
"You say that, but then I hit you and you cry .. " Hanglegert Rinkerdink 10/12/09
"as long as I dont have to talk to the little people" JonnyStead 24/11/09
"This is not the world I grew up in..." Truckman 16/11/09
"Isn't it great when a plan comes together" - command z 10-11-09
"I dont care if I'm ill educted in this regard. I likes what I like." JonnyStead 29/10/09
"Some things are just plain wrong. This would be one" CommandZ 14/10/09
"English is your second language... your first language is ROCK !" JonnyStead 22/09/09
"My copy of Microsoft Solitaire is evidently genuine because my genitals have never been attacked by flaming ferrets." Truckman 11/09/09
"I hake fish puns!" Cafish 08/09/09
"I notice the dog made a strategic exit, proving which species is the more intelligent." Truckman 25/08/09
"Special chops." Henglegert Rinkerdink 29/07/09
"I'll bet our mothers were glad to see us grow up..." Truckman 05/07/09
"When fireworks are outlawed, only outlaws will have fireworks..." Truckman 05/07/09
"Sorry, sometimes I can't help myself..." Truckman 07/07/09
"I've no desire to be a man!" Sha76jam 13/06/09
"Well if that's what you were expecting then you've clearly only ever been with a meerkat!" Henglegert Rinkerdink 10/06/09
"I voted for change!" Aodan 04/06/09
"If there's a charge from someplace called "Madame Rosalie's House of Horizontal Refreshment" just ignore it, it's probably a mistake" Truckman 27/05/09
"Just because the bloody frenchies and their silly euro friends can't get their head around inches doesnt mean we're unconventional." JonnyStead 20/05/09
The other says 'BITCH' all over it." sha76jam 11/05/09
"We've come a long way from making homemade napalm from Tide laundry detergent and gasoline, haven't we?" Truckman 21/04/09
"I feel people may view me as a foul mouthed bum and not the angelic creature they did before..." Henglegert Rinkerdink 07/04/09
"Stead, I think I have a new verse for the new song ... you happy with just 46 swear words, yeah?" Henglegert Rinkerdink 04/04/09
"Ben is truly the best of us!" ddvmor 17/03/09
"It's like kitten crack." Aodan 11/03/09
"You added the power of Greyskull and as we all know that makes everything work" Henglegert Rinkerdink 04/03/09
"That's awful.. I couldn't look at that all day.. I'd get twitchy." Aodan 19/02/09
"I personally prefer verbal and visual admiration and gentle sensual appreciation rather than a smash and grab raid." Susan 30/01/09
"Nothing better than boobs!" Susan 30/01/09 [/QUOTE]
Nope you should do it - you have to do something to justify the whole King thing...
Yes we should definitely allow Darren the illusion of being the benevolent monarch allowing our unworthy thoughts to fall within the scope of his notice...
You're doing a fine job there, Darren, keep it up......Ben
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr
Truckman wrote:Yes we should definitely allow Darren the illusion of being the benevolent monarch allowing our unworthy thoughts to fall within the scope of his notice...
You're doing a fine job there, Darren, keep it up......Ben
wut?
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You can pour syrup on poop, but that don't make it pancakes!
a Nilla wafer is a vanilla flavored biscuit... not very exciting, but tasty enough in their own right. However, the addition of processed lunch meat makes the whole thing a gastronomical nightmare.
a Nilla wafer is a vanilla flavored biscuit... not very exciting, but tasty enough in their own right. However, the addition of processed lunch meat makes the whole thing a gastronomical nightmare.
well put
When I tried them, my throat went into spasms that sent electrical shocks to my brain. You know, kind of like brain freeze from eating ice cream. Bologna combined with vanilla wafers creates the most sickly sweet, intensely vanilla flavored, gut-wrenching crap you've ever tasted.
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You can pour syrup on poop, but that don't make it pancakes!
...Ben
