The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
So I was mucking around with Faceinhole.com tonight because its sunday and going to bed early is pointless, due to the whole not getting to sleep before Monday thing - and I came up with this... (for a laugh)
and in the interest of balance, if you ever wondered whether the JDK could carry off the lead role in the new Batman movie....
I hear Mr Nolan calling you JDK !
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson