The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I would love a dog more than almost anything else in fhe world, but like you, I'm at work all day, plus the house is a bit too small. I keep trying to convince my dad to get another one (his died a couple of yxears ago) so can have all the benefits and none of the drawbacks, but he's not keen.
Dogs are like that whether you're gone for a year or five minutes...My evil ex-wife stole my Peke-A-Poos when she absconded with everything else and it was almost a year until I had them back...They knew me right away and were all over me just like in the video...If I go to the store down the street for a newspaper, they're the same way when I get back...Right now they're welded in my lap......Ben
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What's more, dogs know whether or not you deserve to get that treatment; when me & my ex split me & Shad had nowhere permanent to live for about 3 months & he ended up in kennels. I made sure I was around at least every other weekend, to take him out for the day on both days (even when the car was in the garage & we had to take the bus), plus we went camping I took him to stay with my parents for a couple of weeks break. My ex, who was still in the area, didn't go to see him once. A while later, we popped in to visit the ex-inlaws & the ex was there - Shad made a huge fuss of everyone else, but totally blanked him! I was so proud :)