The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
It's a line from the movie "The Jerk" . Steve Martin's character leaves home in search of his own life and to become somebody. When the new telephone book comes out, he is listed in it. He proudly proclaims " The phone books are here. I'm somebody now!".
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You can pour syrup on poop, but that don't make it pancakes!
Congrats to you...Frankly, I was getting a little embarrassed at all the media attention from having three quotes listed for four months straight...It gets tiresome telling Geraldo "no more interviews"......Ben
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr
Congrats to you...Frankly, I was getting a little embarrassed at all the media attention from having three quotes listed for four months straight...It gets tiresome telling Geraldo "no more interviews"......Ben
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You can pour syrup on poop, but that don't make it pancakes!
I think I'm the only person who hasn't been quoted up there, now. That said, I normally choose the quotes, so it would a b bit off of me to big myself up.
What nobody knows, is that I've been storing up all these quote and will be holding a vote at the end of the year to see who came up with the best, most quotable quote. So get quoting, people!
You don;t know just how tempting it was to immediately replace you with
Truckman wrote:
Frankly, I was getting a little embarrassed at all the media attention from having three quotes listed for four months straight
-- Edited by ddvmor on Friday 13th of November 2009 08:16:19 PM
I think I'm the only person who hasn't been quoted up there, now. That said, I normally choose the quotes, so it would a b bit off of me to big myself up.
What nobody knows, is that I've been storing up all these quote and will be holding a vote at the end of the year to see who came up with the best, most quotable quote. So get quoting, people!
You don;t know just how tempting it was to immediately replace you with
Truckman wrote:
Frankly, I was getting a little embarrassed at all the media attention from having three quotes listed for four months straight
The words just roll trippingly off my tongue...I'm so ashamed......Ben
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr
