The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Now I love Hobs Nobs as much as the next man. Lovely oaty crunchy sugary goodness! I don't apparently love Hob Nobs as much as the guy in front of me in the supermarket this afternoon though. I surreptitiously snapped off a picture for you.