The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Do you ever inspect poetry and decide that you think it's a load of old bollocks? Understanding it sometimes requires pondering on it's obtuse meaning for quite some time before you eventually infer that it's totally pointless.
It's all relative though, frankly. Irrespective of desire to follow in ones own desire for narrative or meter in this form of free flow beat instruction, it should never be said that rhyme is the key, doubtless of preference to some although pacing and .... beat ... can be a form the elite use to extract tiny morsals of pleasure, tiny reason they're better, even if they're talking shit, reading the prose ... usually ... shows at least attention to detail everyone can enjoy or, if it's really believed execrable, foul and foreboding then my suggestion would be you find a new way to enjoy an illustrious form, meandering phrase, enduring delays. Interesting, 'nough said, lament and be glad left warmed by what's not understood, but ... even if this ain't enough to ... satsify .. another can be produced, could be a while though or I'll be kicked into touch for eating away and the hours a day for which I am paid.
Heaven's above, everybody is a complete numpty.... growwlllll... let poetry flow from every pore. If we should get a second chance? All people should write a poem everyday so as to share a thought on their life with many people on this earth!
