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ddvmor


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Hmm.

I live just a few hundred yards from this location!

'Body parts' found near motorway
A bag containing what are thought to be human bones has been found at the side of the M5 north of Bristol.

A motorway workman clearing vegetation next to a slip-road made the discovery at junction 14, near Thornbury, South Gloucestershire, just after 1200 BST.

Det Insp Richard Budd said the workers had found what are believed to be human body parts, including a skull.

"We don't know what we are dealing with... this could be someone's son, daughter, husband or wife."

'Delicate scene'

"We've attended with our specialist teams and investigations are continuing into how it [the bag] got there," the officer said.

"It's a delicate scene, we don't know what we are dealing with.

"There are a number of experts I want to get to the scene to give us the best possible options of identifying who this is and how long they've been there.

"We have to do the best job for anyone who may be related.

"There is still a lot of work that need to be done to excavate the remains, some of them are partially buried. It's obviously been there for some time."

One lane of the slip-road for junction 14 remains closed.
I knew the damn cat was a serial killer, but it's just getting silly, now!

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ddvmor wrote:

Hmm.

I live just a few hundred yards from this location!


Have you done an inventory to make sure you're not missing any parts?...spaz...Ben

 



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ddvmor wrote:
I knew the damn cat was a serial killer, but it's just getting silly, now!


Spoiled milk is also a cereal killer bleh

 



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Spoiled milk is also a cereal killer bleh

Booo...Hissss...batting...Ben

 



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Truckman wrote:

command_z wrote:
 
Spoiled milk is also a cereal killer bleh 

 I kinda have to applaud this ! :)

JDK - I thought of you when I heard this on the news, for some reason though thought it was another junction from your house. Close call !



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creeeeeepy....

Every time I see garbage bags on the side of the road, or big wooded patches, I always wonder if there are bodies in there.... weirdface.gif

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creeeeeepy....

Every time I see garbage bags on the side of the road, or big wooded patches, I always wonder if there are bodies in there.... weirdface.gif


That in itself is a little worrying...

 



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Aodan wrote:

cEvery time I see...big wooded patches, I always wonder if there are bodies in there.... weirdface.gif


In east Montgomery County here, I don't have to wonder...Even the meth cookers avoid certain parts of it; the old inbred moonshiner families would kill 'em and feed them to the hogs...I avoid that part of the county myself...Ben

 



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They have now confirmed the bones are human. Drove past the junction today on my way home from work and there's press and police everywhere, a big tent, a mobile forensics lab and floodlights. It's kinda exciting but in a grim way...  I want to know who it is now...

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...  I want to know who it is now...


Was...The soul has left the body leaving a mere broken vessel...bawl...Ben

 



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command_z wrote:

ddvmor wrote:
I knew the damn cat was a serial killer, but it's just getting silly, now!


Spoiled milk is also a cereal killer bleh

 



I can confirm this based on recent first-hand experience. I'm still in that paranoid phase where I gingerly taste the milk every morning before I add it to my breakfast.

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Thats why I put beer in my cereal. Sour milk sucks.

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ddvmor wrote:

I can confirm this based on recent first-hand experience. I'm still in that paranoid phase where I gingerly taste the milk every morning before I add it to my breakfast.


Taste?  Ugh!  I have to sniff the milk first before my tongue's allowed anywhere near it.  If it's past the use by date it's not going in my porridge.  bleh

 



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JonnyStead wrote:

 

Aodan wrote:

creeeeeepy....

Every time I see garbage bags on the side of the road, or big wooded patches, I always wonder if there are bodies in there.... weirdface.gif


That in itself is a little worrying...

 

 


It's only because it happened here once (and that's enough to make me wonder every other time).  There's this one road I used to take every day to work.  It's unlit, and only about 2 miles long, but there are fields on either side.  A while back there was this garbage bag sitting there, and as it turned out, there was someone inside it.

 



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ddvmor wrote:

I can confirm this based on recent first-hand experience. I'm still in that paranoid phase where I gingerly taste the milk every morning before I add it to my breakfast.



 I can relate to that.  I still have a similar situation from a vodka episode in 1984.



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Susan wrote:

ddvmor wrote:

I can confirm this based on recent first-hand experience. I'm still in that paranoid phase where I gingerly taste the milk every morning before I add it to my breakfast.


Taste?  Ugh!  I have to sniff the milk first before my tongue's allowed anywhere near it.  If it's past the use by date it's not going in my porridge.  bleh

 



Yeah, but on the most recent occasion it smelt fine! I think my smellbuds are broken.

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Yeah, but on the most recent occasion it smelt fine! I think my smellbuds are broken.



 hahahaha...he said smellbuds......hahahahaha



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ddvmor wrote:

Yeah, but on the most recent occasion it smelt fine! I think my smellbuds are broken.



 hahahaha...he said smellbuds......hahahahaha


I didn't know that sort of language was allowed here...Waiter!...Check!... 



-- Edited by Truckman on Tuesday 6th of October 2009 09:55:18 PM

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