The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Having read this article, I am suddenly concerned that our resident studenty monkey expert might be some sort of government funded spy. As such, I suggest that we keep our talk of world domination to a minimum while she's around.
Obviously the study of chimpanzee's eyebrows is hardly anthropology, but it could be a bluff!
What Lies! I'd never think anything like that about my lovely friends! I always knew there was something fishy about her... hmpf... I'll have to keep my eyes on her now