The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Remember that book some of us read for our very own book club type thing? It was called 'The Curious Indident of the dog in the nighttime' Anyhoo... tonight theres a program about children with the same problems.. so i thought everyone would want to watch it too! It looked pritty interesting :3
Its on a 9:00 on channel 4. I hope everyone enjoys
I've read the book (it was ok...) and I saw the show (brilliant), very thought provoking and often quite funny, loved the way that Roxanne (?) just couldn't help giving the camera crew the bird every time she saw them - a quite proper response in my opinion.
In addition some of those kids had a real aptitude for creative swearing cf. Roy after his kicking episode leaving with the parting shot of 'eat my brown hole' - will try and use that expression in my work environment a bit more.
