The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Whilst I completely agree with coments such as "eewwww" (particularly the in reference to the guys on mowers) I do disagree with the opinion in the article that "Roadside litter comes in all shapes and sizes — from dirty diapers to syringes — but there's one category that out-grosses the rest: trucker bombs.".
You have a point - "trucker bombs" are gross - but I think if I were in charge of cleanup, I'd prefer things in bottles to dirty diapers and syringes ...
Yeah. Me too. I like the sticky tabs at the side that make 'em so convenient to put on. It's so easy to accidentally prick yourself with the so-called 'safety' pin on the other sort. And my mum refuses to put them on for me these days.
