The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
"We have fed a similar burger to 74 children. It is large enough to feed about 26 adults."
This is like that girl in Pennsylvania who at the 96'r.. here's whats on it:
96oz of just burger 1 large onion 2 whole tomatoes 1/2 head of lettuce 1 1/4lbs of cheese cup of mayo cup of ketchup cup of relish cup of banana peppers cup of mustard 2 buns & some pickles
She ate all that in 3 hours. That's more than some people eat all week.
Heres a challenge for ya: I'll give you a pound, yes a pound, to eat (drink?) a cup of mustard. Imagine that. A whole pound. It's a fortune. For such a little thing.