The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
One day my hands dropped off which meant that I couldn't wash up for a week while they grew back. And then I developed an allergy to water for a month or do. Oh and there was the drought where I wasn't allowed to do any washing up beacause we couldn't spare the water! There was that week when I was convinced that the fairies were doing for me, but it turned out I had just taken too many asprin and I was hallucinating again. And I had a falling out with the hot tap in March which didn't help. I spent 3 months dead for tax purposes at the end of last year. Um. Oh and there was that bout of apathy, a bit of lassiez faire in september and a spot of pure laziness some time around... um... 2004.
I do all the washing up in my house.... its really not very hard to keep things tidy... lazy boys I do washing up once a day in the eveing
Ehum? Now... Missy - you told me that Em gets upset with you all the time for being untidy because (and god only knows why) she likes everything to be in its place (despite the fact that wherever anything is, is by definition in its place) - and I even remember you having to log from the game to "go find" something which had been moved -
So with all this in mind would you like to revisit the post above?
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
*Coff Cofff Sputter Splutter* I am clean.... just not -that- clean.
Not my fult my girly is a scary control freak about mess Its a knightmare i tell you.. when she wants to have some friends over. Everything must be spotless! My house is never as dirty as that photo of biglets
My house is never as dirty as that photo of biglets
Heh. There we go again. Making a big deal of it. A couple of pans, a couple of plates and a few bits of chopped onion and you all go mad!
And I notice no-one else is brave enough to posts pictures of their kitchens. Just makes me think that you're all lazier than me when it comes to tidying up the kitchen - you just don;t want to admit it and by that logic, I can be content that my kitchen is better than yours!!!