The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I apologise in advance for linking you to an article on the Daily Mail website, but these pics were too awesome to pass up!
There's a little article about 'em here. If you keep your eyes on the article and don't glance around too much your brain will probably survive the visit!
Every time I see bats (we have a few that dive bomb our house in the evenings) it makes me think how lucky it was that Batman didn't decide to be too literal in how he designed his costume...