The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
3 very important stories on the subject of Pizza have come to my attention:
Pizza rage lands US woman in jail Notice the location here. There is obviously something about North Carolina that sends people a stop short of Barking, which may go some way to explaining Katie's insane decision to leave the UK and move to NC. Madness, I tell you. Madness.