3 very important stories on the subject of Pizza have come to my attention:

Pizza rage lands US woman in jail 
Notice the location here.  There is obviously something about North Carolina that sends people a stop short of Barking, which may go some way to explaining Katie's insane decision to leave the UK and move to NC.  Madness, I tell you.  Madness.

Anger over fireman's 'pizza trip'
I like his style.  And style is so much more important than... er... saving people's lives!
 

Pizzeria fined over tooth topping
It's always nice to find body parts in your pizza.  I always look out for a nice bit of finger, personally.