The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Dammit. Why did no-one tell me? I have no towel. Nevertheless, I'm hoopy enough to be able to sort this out. I shall go at once to the loos and obtain a paper towel, which I shall carry around with pride until such time as I can get hold of a proper one! :yes:
Good spot, Lite!
What we really need is a towel with the words 'Don't Panic' written on it in large, friendly letters.