The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I just found out that Fatso the Keyboard Cat is dead.
I'm devastated. No one had a greater impact on the world of music than the Keyboard Cat. And by that I mean that Michael Jackson did not have as great an impact on the world of music than the Keyboard Cat. Les Paul was close second, though!
-- Edited by ddvmor on Tuesday 25th of August 2009 08:21:51 PM
ddvmor wrote:And by that I mean that Michael Jackson did not have as great an impact on the world of music than the Keyboard Cat. Les Paul was close second, though!
-- Edited by ddvmor on Tuesday 25th of August 2009 08:21:51 PM
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