The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Smart, Sexy, Spiritual Goddess Desired for Awesome Relationship with Extraordinary Man.
On himself
I am on the brink of a large-scale financial success that many people believe will escalate me, over the next decade, from member of the middle class—to billionaire.
I am a man who DARES to dream the impossible dream, and who DARES to devote his life to realizing it. I am seeking a woman who LOVES my vision and WANTS to be my intimate partner in the adventure of going for it, whether we succeed or fail.
Note: In the photos my teeth are yellowish, but I recently got them whitened by my dentist. I will do another photo shoot soon.
Extremely brilliant. Extremely creative. Well educated. Renaissance Man. Wise.
Currently spend about 30 hours per week working with my sons on my computer technology and also on other aspects of my Global Vision.
Extremely passionate tantra master who does not ejaculate (except on rare occasions). Stay fully hard through multiple male orgasms without ejaculating. Can and will genuinely DELIVER "so many times you lose count," as stated above. Vasectomy (but I can have it reversed).
I dislike rock music. I came of age in the 1960s and never liked it. It saps my energy and turns me off.
On his ideal woman
She knows that the location where God resides is within her beautiful heart.
She knows the truth of reincarnation.
She engages in one or a combination of the following spiritual practices for a minimum of 15 minutes per day (or alternatively, for at least two hours per week), and she has been doing so regularly for several years:
Meditating in sitting position with eyes closed. (See, e.g., Sahaj Samadhi Meditation, Transcendental Meditation, Siddha Yoga Meditation, Meditation as taught by Ammaji (the hugging saint), and Kriya Yoga Meditation.)
Chanting an ancient mantra aloud, such as "Nam Myoho Renge Kyo" or "Om Namah Shivaya" or "Hare Krishna."
Breath techniques taught by Sri Sri Ravi Shankar, including Sudarshan Kriya.
It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again! (Okay, I might have added that myself...)
She is NOT a Scientologist.
She is extremely attractive (as are all four spiritual Goddesses shown in the above images, at least in my opinion). She turns heads wherever she goes.
She's hot and sexy.... VERY sexy (as are all four Goddesses above, in my opinion).
She is beautifully dressed and beautifully groomed.
She has excellent posture.
She has a trim waistline (as do all four Goddesses above). Alternatively, if her waistline is ALMOST (but not quite) trim, she is willing to trim it down and keep it trim. No exceptions.
Her hair is her own and at least TO HER SHOULDERS (as do all four Goddesses above). Alternatively, she is willing to grow her hair long and keep it long. No exceptions.
Her voice is not low or raspy. (About 95% of women meet this requirement. Musically speaking, female voices are soprano, mezzo-soprano, and alto; male voices are tenor, baritone and bass. Alto is okay for my Godess, but baritone and bass are not.)
She is in excellent health, although she may have some minor health issues she is working on.
She is tobacco free and drug free. She is either alcohol free or nearly so.
She is either a vegetarian, or she would like to be one if she could do so without it adversely impacting her energy or health.
Her home is clean, orderly and uncluttered. However, if she has small children living with her, messes caused by her kids are okay.
She is well educated, with at least a bachelor's degree. Alternatively, she has the intellectual/academic ability, skills and experience of someone with a bachelor's degree.
She is either an experienced actress or would like to be one. She is deeply interested in theater, film and television production, but is unhappy with the manner in which the media are controlled by the dark powers that substantially control the world today. She would be EXTREMELY interested in participating in creating an extraordinary new television show designed to change all that and that will be distributed in a manner that the tyrants cannot touch.
She believes in the light-filled MAGIC of sacred sex. She wants to utilize this magic to manifest our Global Vision. She realizes that her sacred sexual union with me is crucial for manifesting the Global Vision.
If she has been a prostitute, that is GOOD!! We can discuss it at length. I have written a book (not yet published) entitled, Resurrecting the Innocence in Prostitutes. Fascinating topic! And it's an important part of my Global Vision.
I'm with Susan on this one, he doesn't stand a chance with me. In fact, he's the kind of bloke you really hope doesn't sit next to you on the train & try & engage you in conversation. Thank goodness for the multiple pictures, now at least we will be fore-armed & able to take evasive action if needed.