The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
...than finding out the hard way that the milk you just poured on your cereal went off overnight.
This is quite a bit worse. I think it was the fact that the owners had to hear the blood curdling cries that upset me most about it. Poor little blighter...
Catfish wrote: This is quite a bit worse. I think it was the fact that the owners had to hear the blood curdling cries that upset me most about it. Poor little blighter...
An RSPCA inspector issued the snake's owner, Darren Bishop, with a verbal warning about appropriate housing and care requirements.
I'm sure the cat owner felt much better after that stern warning was issued...I would have at least owned a new pair of python-skin boots...
Here's something else to take your mind off the horrors of sour milk......Ben
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I, apparently, would last 1hr 37mins - but I dont think that factors in my gross over reaction to the immediate injury. I dont do well with injuries...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
I, apparently, would last 1hr 37mins - but I dont think that factors in my gross over reaction to the immediate injury. I dont do well with injuries...
It's ok, I'm a first aider - as long as you get to me within the first hour and 22 minutes after I'm bitten I might be able to help you
I'd last about 1 minute 36 seconds. I wonder if removing the infected limb, and attaching a chainsaw (a la Evil Dead) would stop the infection in its tracks... if not I'd be a chainsaw armed Zombie.. which is just that much more awesome..
I'd last about 1 minute 36 seconds. I wonder if removing the infected limb, and attaching a chainsaw (a la Evil Dead) would stop the infection in its tracks... if not I'd be a chainsaw armed Zombie.. which is just that much more awesome..
Ever the optimist and innovator...You'll survive the new world......Ben
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I also found this short government-sponsored film depicting what to do when the zombies attack...Presented as a public service for all dodgers......Ben
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr