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ddvmor


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I don't think there are many things worse...
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...than finding out the hard way that the milk you just poured on your cereal went off overnight.



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Urgh, urgh, urgh, urgh, urgh, urgh, urgh, urgh, urgh, urgh, urgh, urgh, urgh, urgh, urgh, urgh, urgh, urgh, urgh, urgh, urgh, urgh, urgh!

 

I think I'm going to be sick at the mere thought of it...



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ddvmor wrote:

...than finding out the hard way that the milk you just poured on your cereal went off overnight.

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This is quite a bit worse. I think it was the fact that the owners had to hear the blood curdling cries that upset me most about it. Poor little blighter...cry

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/gloucestershire/8191355.stm

 



-- Edited by Catfish on Monday 10th of August 2009 04:13:11 PM

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Catfish wrote:

This is quite a bit worse. I think it was the fact that the owners had to hear the blood curdling cries that upset me most about it. Poor little blighter...cry

An RSPCA inspector issued the snake's owner, Darren Bishop, with a verbal warning about appropriate housing and care requirements.

 I'm sure the cat owner felt much better after that stern warning was issued...I would have at least owned a new pair of python-skin boots...

Here's something else to take your mind off the horrors of sour milk...bawl...Ben



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Thank you for your assistance. The rankness of it has passed.

Also, I would last an hour and a quarter.

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I, apparently, would last 1hr 37mins - but I dont think that factors in my gross over reaction to the immediate injury. I dont do well with injuries...

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JonnyStead wrote:

I, apparently, would last 1hr 37mins - but I dont think that factors in my gross over reaction to the immediate injury. I dont do well with injuries...


It's ok, I'm a first aider - as long as you get to me within the first hour and 22 minutes after I'm bitten I might be able to help you   spaz

 



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I'd last about 1 minute 36 seconds. I wonder if removing the infected limb, and attaching a chainsaw (a la Evil Dead) would stop the infection in its tracks... if not I'd be a chainsaw armed Zombie.. which is just that much more awesome..

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I'd last about 1 minute 36 seconds. I wonder if removing the infected limb, and attaching a chainsaw (a la Evil Dead) would stop the infection in its tracks... if not I'd be a chainsaw armed Zombie.. which is just that much more awesome..


Ever the optimist and innovator...You'll survive the new world...spaz...Ben

 



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Or maybe not. Mathematics is pessimistic! wary

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Or maybe not. Mathematics is pessimistic! wary


So if my primary healthcare physician becomes a zombie, who will refer me to a specialist?...evileye...Ben

 



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I also found this short government-sponsored film depicting what to do when the zombies attack...Presented as a public service for all dodgers...spaz...Ben

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