The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I looked at that a few times yesterday...I really think it's staged...I can't believe anyone would be dumb enough to risk death or disabling injury for that...There's no money in it...I notice a dummy at the foot of the ramp and think they launched another dummy from the hidden part of the slide where the real person stopped...in the air, the legs and arms are not moving...I think the launched dummy landed behind the wading pool where the other real person made the splash and emerged (too calmly I think) and removed his headgear...
I vote phony......Ben
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