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ddvmor


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Dissolvable Bikini, anyone?

A bikini that dissolves in water has outraged women`s rights campaigners. The saucy thong swimsuit - sold as the perfect present for dumped boyfriends - looks like a real bikini but disappears completely after just a few seconds in water.

Sellers in Germany bill the Get Naked costume as a chance for men to get their own back after a break-up.



But women`s rights campaigner Rosmarie Zapfl stormed: "It is an absolute insult to women that this has been invented."

The dissolvable bikinis are being sold on the German revenge website www.racheshop.de with sizes 34 and 36 in a thong version and 38, 40 and 42 with bikini bottoms.

A picture of a nicle lady wearing the product. Probably not safe for work!

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Why would a dumped boyfriend by his bird a bikini and why would she accept it? seems odd...

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It doesn''t really add up. But you're missing the point: DISSOLVABLE BIKINI!!!

-- Edited by ddvmor on Wednesday 5th of August 2009 04:54:26 PM

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That's what I was thinking...

"I know we just broke up, but here's a bikini as a gift"
"oh ok, let me put this on right now and go for a swim.. in public!!"
"muahahahahah"

Uh huh.

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JonnyStead


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ddvmor wrote:

It doesn''t really add up. But you're missing the point: DISSOLVABLE BIKINI!!!

-- Edited by ddvmor on Wednesday 5th of August 2009 04:54:26 PM



 Hmmm - I can only hope they come with a free one of these...

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Cant think of any scenario where the giver of the bikini wouldnt end up needing one...



-- Edited by JonnyStead on Wednesday 5th of August 2009 05:55:51 PM

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I think this internet rumor needs to be tested for validity...We need a volunteer for the testing...My shower is certified as a labrotory in Texas...Ben

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I think you should volunteer, Ben. You have the facilities right there and I'm sure you'd look awesome in a a bikini...

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I think you all should.

Then we could have a "Boys of JDBB" bikini calendar!

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As much as I'd enjoy appealing to the prurient interests of you ladies, I believe it's important to focus on the scientific aspects of this study...As a respected scholar and experienced technician (I was once towel boy at the YWCA) I think it's important that I concentrate on compiling the data...

Come, come ladies! Surely there is one of our members who has recently spent time in a bikini and may even have a tan who will volunteer her services for the furtherment of science...Speak up, who will it be?...king...Ben

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Truckman wrote:

(I was once towel boy at the YWCA)



I read this as 'I was once the towel boy at the YMCA'. It brought a horrible image to mind...

-- Edited by ddvmor on Thursday 6th of August 2009 04:46:40 PM

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ddvmor wrote:

Truckman wrote:

(I was once towel boy at the YWCA)



I read this as 'I was once the towel boy at the YMCA'. It brought a horrible image to mind... bleh.gif

-- Edited by ddvmor on Thursday 6th of August 2009 04:46:40 PM
Proving once again that it pays to read my words carefully before drawing conclusions...wink...Ben

 



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