The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Dammit. We had a power cut at 8pm last night. It still wasn't back on by the time I left home at 6.45 this morning. I haven't had a cuppa in over 12 hours! Grrrr...
Still. I'm in the office now. I've just made myself a cup and now I'm all calm and serene.
We've been fairly lucky this year... makes me almost wonder if they replaced all the wiring or something.. we used to lose power in my area if a particularly strong breeze came through... but *knock on wood* we haven't had any outages recently.
