The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Well, the JDK and Catfish are away on a super expensive luxurious foreign holiday :cough: bognor :cough: or somewhere :cough: so I thought I would use the space to share a few classic comedy moments with you all
This might be as old as Ben but its still genius - I wonder where Jim Carrey got his act from?
The most famous scene from The Money Pit - beware the next bargain house you buy!
and finally - outtakes from Back to the future - it dont get better than that.
that is all - you may go
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
