...and what better way to start a Friday morning than with a really bad joke:

There was this guy in a bar just sitting, looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. Today is the worst of my life. First, I overasleep, get to the office late, so my boss fires me. When I leave the building to go to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing, so I get a cab to return home, and when I get out, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."