The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I've been watching a bunch of these videos that claim to teach Americans how to dpeak with a 'standard British dialect'. You know the one. It';s the one you'll hear no matter where you are in Britain! They are all bloody hilarious. Here's a few:
What the hell? I always wondered why my lips were so sore at the end of the day!
I think she learned everything she knows from Dick Van Dyke!
Well, the only word she got anywhere close to how I pronounce was "process", but her usage examples were so American it cancelled out. Would love to see her trying to pass herself off as British. In fact, I could suggest a few pubs she might want to visit to try it out... However, I am delighted to know there's a standard American dialect.
