The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Baby Dies After Drinking Drain CleanerMONTICELLO, Ky. -- A southern Kentucky toddler is dead after drinking liquid drain cleaner that his parents had been using to make methamphetamine. Police were notified that a 20-month-old boy had been brought to the Wayne County Hospital early Sunday.
An investigation led to the discovery of a meth lab at the child's home. The boy's 14-year-old mother and 19-year-old father, Bryan Daniels, were both charged with murder and manufacturing meth. Four other people who did not live at the home were also charged with drug manufacturing.
Daniels may face additional charges given the age and living situation with the baby's mother.
Kentucky State Police Trooper Don Trosper says meth is a problem throughout the state. Common household products are combined to make the powerful drug.
It's hard to know where to start!
-- Edited by ddvmor on Thursday 18th of June 2009 10:49:57 PM