The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Im not going to charge my mates Katie - i'll even fix yours for free (although i know you are more than capable) But i do like the sound of that Jammie dodger payment scheme - hey we could have just came up with a problem to solve the worlds money problems - transfer everything to an economy based on small shortbread biscuits with rasberry flavored plum jam - solve world hunger and 3rd world debt in one go!
I remember the night before my A-level Geography exam frantically trying to empty that kind of unwanted memory from my mind to make room for the 'Cattle ranches of Australia' diagram!
Katie - I'm a little concerned about your use of a tooth-brushing smiley to celebrate the return of Our Sharon. Is this some strange fetish I should know about?