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bonniepirateanne


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so many of us who are UAers will know the plight of our long lost friend sharon, i for one miss her terribly and think we should start a vigil, with vigil-anti type behaviour until such time as she gets her laptop back from the medievils and rejoins us.


amen.



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ddvmor


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Maybe we could club together to hire some heavies to go round Medion's place and threaten 'em!
Do you think the'll take JDs as payment?

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bonniepirateanne


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what sane man wouldnt take jds as payment?

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we could always h4x0r teh g1b50n until they give it back - or make really annoying "wrong number" phone calls, what ever is easiest i suppose - or we could capture the JD shipment destined to their local shops and hold them to ransom with it until shaz gets her laptop back

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Excellent plan, Mr McG.


How about this:  we could get Andromeda to take a position within their organisation, then (and this is the cunning bit) when they ask her to fob Our Shaz off, she can say 'No' and quit!  Mwah ha ha ha ha ha!


Right.  I'm just going to do a bit of serious Vigil-ating.



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bonniepirateanne


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all together now:


kummmm byeeeee yaaahhhh buummbuummm  kummm byyyee yaahhhh



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shh.


I'm envigilating.



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Keep a candle lit as a sign of her shining light until she returns and we no longer need the artificial light as we shall indeed have the real thing.



oops too much cake




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bonniepirateanne


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mmmh cake

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Surely, there can never be toooooo much cake?

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You would be thinking about CURRY there - you can never have too much CURRY.    


Cake is an entirely different story.


 


 



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bonniepirateanne


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now, if you'd brought a chinese into it, i couldnt argue with you - but curry? ewww no no no


id rather have cake and eat it.. what?



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Not much of a vigil going on here, is there?  We should be ashamed of ourselves.  What would Our Sharon say if she knew?

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good point darren.. plus she's gonna (hopefully) be coming back soon - come on troops, get vigilous

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Ive been keenly vigilating, but just not saying much about it


I reckon thats were i got my cold/flu from - staying out vigilating all nite



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What makes you think she'll be back soon?  Last I heard, the donkey carrying the spare part had only just left South Korea.


Once it arrives in the UK, they'll have to schedule her computer in to be fixed, and it's a very busy time of year you know.


Then they'll have to test it to make sure they havn't done too good a job of it, arrange to have it shipped back to her (by ass-mail, of course) on a specific day - deliver it the day after that, exchange what they incorrectly sent her for her own laptop, return the power cable separately, invoice her for the £10k repairs to to someone else's computer, engage in verbal combat while she explains what 'warranty' means and finally concede that she can use her computer without invalidating said warranty.


It's only then that she'll find out that they replaced her modem with a small jacket potato... 



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Ooh.  Jacket potato.  I think I've just decided what to have for lunch...


...mmmm....



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Bu' 'er?



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bonniepirateanne


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ohh.. with coleslaw.. mmmh

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Chilli 'n cheese!

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I like a man who's consistent.  You never disappoint do you?



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No he doesn't!!


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm matchmaker minty



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I was talking about fillings for jacket potatoes.


What were you referring to, Vicky???



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bonniepirateanne


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hehe susan.. i was afraid to ask!

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Never be afraid to ask KT.  Just be afraid of the answer!

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Keep on envigilating...Keep on envigilating...Keep on envigilating...


We aren't exactly dedicated to the cause, are we?  4 days since the last post...



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bonniepirateanne


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sometimes with vigils, silent contemplation is enough of a support for the cause..


 


.. flip me where is sharon?!



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I was just about to ask... if it takes this long to fix a laptop then surely it must be beyond repair - now is shaz getting billed by the hour or wot cuz if thats the case then im getting into pc repair (well i do that anyway but i mean im gonna get paid for it, not just as a favour to mates, well i mean obviously i will fix my mates pcs.... ah you all know what i mean, dont you?  )

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bonniepirateanne


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you're going to start charging ridiculous amounts to your mates to fix their PCs? !!! JOE! how could you >shakes head in shame<

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ddvmor


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Yeah, Dude.  They could pay you in Jammie Dodgers!


Maybe we should suggest to Our Shaz that she tries to bribe the nasty laptop man with some jammie biscuity goodness...



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