The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer In waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is that frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
Tihs is geart! I Dnot hvae to btehor to lraen to selpl bteter now!
i have such trouble with these because i'm a synaesthete and see numbers and letters very differently to most people. if you move the letters of a word around, the colours change very much and i have to reorder them to understand the word. so the research never considered what people with synaesthesia might experience. never mind, you can't get everything right.
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i love deadlines: especially the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
i can spell brilliantly, but have terrible trouble with other things. it's almost like dyslexia in reverse. every letter has a different colour - i hear in colour, taste in colour and smell in colour. i have a very complicated form. glad i was able to introduce you to a new concept
there is an olympic event: spelling bees!
i have to provide spellings for everybody here at the unit.
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i love deadlines: especially the whooshing noise they make as they go by.