The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I've done my DIY today - concreted in a couple of fenceposts & fixed up some trellis panels, so I'm free to go off to the River Thames tomorrow; to a boatyard's open day at Benson, near(ish) Oxford.
I shall try my hardest not to think of Darren stuck close to his toilet.
Hope it passes soon D-Bud so you can enjoy your Mega CoH game without too many interruptions. (I mean it.)