The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Friday's good...Darren, email me your credit card info and I'll reserve us a table...Don't worry about a date for Susan, that's taken care of...Ben
Well it's white and oblong with rounded corners and a picture of a marble on it. Oh, and there are some numbers and letters on it, but they could mean anything.
Well it's white and oblong with rounded corners and a picture of a marble on it. Oh, and there are some numbers and letters on it, but they could mean anything.
Got it...Oh and when your statement comes in, if there's a charge from someplace called "Madame Rosalie's House of Horizontal Refreshment" just ignore it, it's probably a mistake...Ben
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