The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Most Europeans hanging around the dept seem to hate them. They say they taste like Dettol, and tend to avoid our office cos it smells like a hospital. I, in contrast, love them.
quote: Originally posted by: Copper "I want to praise American sweeties. Wint O' green Lifesavers. I share my office with an American colleague who throws them at me in exchange for stats advice. I love them. "