The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Picture the scene. It's a dark night in Bristol. I'm driving friends home after a barbeque (in which I successfuly burnt EVERYTHING!). As I'm driving down a residential road, navigating badly parked cars on both sides and squeezing past busses, I come across a man (a fully grown adult, mind) riding a bike (and by 'riding', I actually mean 'weaving to and fro across the road') with no lights and wearing.... you'll like this... an urban camo jacket.
Kinda like this one...
So... my challenge for today is for you to spot the DUMB!!!
